June 22, 2009

ACTIVIA


Warning to consumers: Warning, Activia contains a probiotic that may cause explosive diarrhea in individuals that are not constipated (don't mess around, this is serious stuff.) Feeding Activia to children may result in late night bouts with explosive diarrhea. In order to avoid this response do not share your Activia with any child, regardless of how persuasive they are.

10 comments:

Danika said...

I just bought a bunch on sale and was planning to give it to Natalie. Thanks for the warning...now I won't!

Paul said...

Are you speaking from experience?

Jill said...

I told you it was for Old People.

Next time listen to the voice of Wisdom

Anonymous said...

Holy Crap...Literally?

Don and Amy Bennion said...

Oh no! Sorry to hear that. Sorry for you, that is.
As an adult, though, I must say that is some of the best tasting yogurt (in America, that is.)
Sorry it didn't work out to get together when I was in AZ...next time?

We're actually, as of Sunday, moving to Sydney in about a month and will be there eight months before we return to the states. So if you've ever wanted to visit Australia, now is the time!

Amy

kayleen said...

oooh. no grandma yogurt for the 2 yr old...note taken.

and thanks.

Allred's said...

SO funny, my mom gave me her ALLI pills, which is not a diet pill, it says, it is supposed to capture the fat in your food, but they forgot to mention you can unintentially SHART your self!!

Anonymous said...

I take it Jim had a major blow out? Man, that sucks.

Peter and Lacy said...

poop shoots! crap hole! hershey squirt! dung! nugget! runs! duce! shitake! poop! dump! shikaka!

thats all i could come up with.

Sheri said...

But I lubs me some soup-butt. ACTIVITY is off da hook!